just bcuz it's funny as fuck... literally....

SEX FACTS ! ! ! !-- Something they dont teach you in P.E. --Kissing someone for 1 minute burns 26 calories.

Giving oral sex massages the jaw... while burning 32 calories.

Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins. And it whitens your teeth.

Having nice SEX burns 358 Calories.

Having RoUgH SEX burns 543 calories. **<---(make it hurt)**

Repost this bulletin in the next 15 minutes & your crush will give you something special tomorrow. IF YOU BREAK THIS YOU WILL HAVE THE WORST DAY OF YOUR LIFE TOMORROW AND AWEFUL SEX FOR A YEAR


and yes i AM a virgin.. i just so happen to think this is funny

useless survey... Julie's blog!

yeah... i kno i havent posted in a shit long time... but o well, yall can deal w/ it... i found some of these things... so.. yeah... lol... you can read em.... i'm bored.....


I'VE only KISSED 34 DIFFERENT WAYS! (not necessarily with tounge.... just kissed...)

1. [x]on the cheek
2. [x] on the lips
3. [x] on their hands or fingers
4. [] in my room… wait a tic…. No… nvm… =)
5. [x] in their room… or was it his sisters? I think it was his….
6. [x] of the opposite sex
7. [x] of the same sex
8. [x] in a different state
9. [x] a little younger than me
10. [x] a little older than me
11. [x] with black hair
12. [x] with curly hair
13. [x] blonde hair and blue eyes
14. [x] with red hair
15. [x] with straight hair
16. [x] shorter than me
17. [] with a lip ring
18. [x]who i truly love/loved(at the time)
19. [] who was drunk
20. [x] who was high
21. [?] in the morning
22. [?] right after waking up
23. [] just before bed
24. [x] late at night
25. [x ] who I had just met (no tounge)
26. [x] who I really didn't want to kiss
27. [x] while i was going out with some else *slaps self*
28. [x] on a bed
29. [] in a graveyard… I wish….
30. [x] at school
31. [] against a wall
32. [x] at a dance
33. [] at a show (concert)
34. [] at the beach or lake… I don’t… think….
35. [] in a pool
36. [x] who was/is a good friend
37. [?] in the rain… I don’t remember nemore….
38. [ ] with an std… HELLS NO
39. [x] in a car/taxi/bus
40. [x] at a party
41. [ ] on a plane
42. [] in the movies
43. [] in a bathroom
44. [x] in the dark
45. [ ] on a roof top
46. [ ] under water
47. [] with a tongue
51. [ ] a stranger
52. [x] more than one person at once
53. [] goodbye forever
54. [] when i was drunk
55. [] who didn't speak english
56. [] in a firetruck
57. [] on a playground
58. [] on a bench… well … kind of bench… ish… it as actually the side of a road used as a bench for us….
59. [ ] in a hot tub
60. [ ] in the ocean
61. [] on the floor
62. [] on a table
63. [ ] in the shower
64. [] on a trampoline
65. [ ] in the tubes at mcdonalds/burger king… lol… gotta try that one… “mommy mommy look! …”
66. [ ] on a cruise
67. [] in the snow
68. [x] under the stars
69. [ ] on a ski lift
70. [ ] in an elevator
71. [x] while chewing gum
72. [] on a chair

UNGROUNDED BIOTCHES

scuse my french. lol. but i'm SO HAPPY. i dont have to limit my phone or comp use for a couple of days (yes it's only a couple of days ... shi-poopie) BUT I DONT CARE BECAUSE TOMORROW IS MY BDAY!!

i wont tell u how old i'll be. i think i'm too old for my physical age, and if me and one of my brother's had switched bdays it would be more suiting.

But no matter. i'm going to have an awesome party!!!!!!! it's going to be so fun. hopefully i will remain innocent (with a cold/caugh)

......

i hope every1 can come. danny's mom just rsvp'd for him (gosh) and hector ppls better show- and call me on my bday. because i would die on my bday if they didnt. and how depressing is THAT

well, next par. will be #7 and so i'll be going soon. but b4 i bid you all farewell i would like to say that i am in an extremely good mood- so enjoy it while u can. school tomorrow will totally ruin it.

love love kiss kiss, me

Yeah yeah yeah

current "obsession" - solitude/ amy lee.

guess what i'm listening to.... lol. 'when will this hole in my heart be mended? who now is left alone but me? ooh solitude 4ever me 4ever u ooh solitude only u only true. every1 leaves me stranded forgotten abandoned left behind. i cant stay here another night. your secret admirer- who could it be? ooh, cant u c all along it was me? how could u be so blind as to c right through me? solitude still w/ me is only you. ooh, solitude i cant stay away from you. solitude 4ever me 4ever u. ooh solitude only u only true... " ect ...

neways! i'm finally updating this thing. Congratulations. lol.

i'm so sad that every1s leaving. kody, the twins, kobi (well no duh kobi) ... witch shucks. i'm home alone- world be worried... egh, i didnt do nething. .. well, i walked to the t rix. .... but all i got was gum and a fuse. .... hehe. dude- i'm SO not walking past the church nemore. cuz this bald headed dude tried to give me a ride. ... and that's the church where the ppl take advantage of the Christians' trustworthiness. creepy ppl..... but i'm home now. obv. so... yeah....

*starts solitude over*

well, i suppose i'll ttyl

Elaine

Ecce Gratum

Well, umm, i'm bored...... i finally found the translation for Ecce Gratum- it sounds awesome as hell... but... its kinda in latin...

Ecce gratum et optatum Ver reducit gaudia. purpuratum floret pratum. Sol serenat omnia. iamiam cedant tristia! Aestas redit, nunc recedit Hiemis saevitia. Iam liquescit et decrescit grando, nix et cetera. Bruma fugit, et iam sugit Ver Aestatis ubera. illi mens est misera, qui nec vivit, nec lascivit sub Aestatis dextera. Gloriantur et laetantur in melle dulcedinis qui conantur, ut utantur praemio Cupidinis. simus iussu Cypridis gloriantes et laetantes pares esse Paridis.

and it's really like....

Behold, the welcome and desirable Spring brings back joys. The brightly coloured meadow is in flower. The sun brightens everything. Now let sorrows depart! Summer returns, now the rage of Winter retires.
Now hail, snow and the rest turn to water and flow away. Winter flees and already Spring sucks at the breasts of Summer. He bears an unhappy heart who neither lives nor plays under Summer's right hand.
They who strive to enjoy the reward of Cupid rejoice and take pleasure in honey sweetness. Let us be at the command of the Cyprian (Venus), glorying and rejoicing to be the equals of Paris.

hehe, theres one happy song i like. i read the lyrics to Lee, and he was like... 'oh yeah, that's ur song,' sarcastically that is... neways- we got on to him picturing me skipping through a feild of flowers... and he was like 'i can picture it- but it would be mean' and i got him to tell me... and it was effing hilarious. "if u did that then god would come out and be like 'NO... NO' and shet like that. and .. yeah.. apparently it's just not meant to be... lol. lofl.... i'm in one of those moods today. well, i have to go vacume so i can make it 2 julie's house. wich is like... @ 630 so i dont know y my dad's making such a big woopdie deal about it.

TES, WWFS,
Elaine

L8ly

Hey ppl, what b up? i'm bored... really... really... bored. blegh. o well, i wasnt for a long time. yesterday i went to Lee's house. i felt small. good thing he's pretty much my height. that made me happy =). o well, and the day b4 that i went to the movie's. DARK WATER IS SO NOT SCARY. every1 around me was all... jumpy.... but i didnt jump once. maB once- but i dont think so. it was way too predictable. but still good. scary or not. kisten and annie were there too. i went w/ briony and sharyl. and we met up w/ kody, nathan, and nathan apel. (who btw is patrick) lol. just like Adam is 'Joe'.

i'm seriously grounded from the comp. but cing as my parents r gone... lol. i'm so glad they're @ work. but i havent had time to take the iq test. i'm going to SUK @ it- o well. not my fault... welll actually it is partially... WHATEVER! i dont care..... blegh

on Thursday i'm gonna go to WRC =) YAYNESS.

YOU PPL NEED TO COME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
please. lol.

3he. i'm bored............... really... really... bored (and repetitive) lofl.

TES,
Elaine <3

Hey PPL

hey... i'm obv back from bandcamp............................................................... hehehe, i luv ..................................................................'s lol. well, i'm bored. honestly tho..... heheheheeeeeeeeeeeeeee. boooooooorrrrrrrred. yeah, umm, everything's great.... just wanted to update this stupid.... NVM!

chainsaws, blunts, and gamecubes,
Elaine

Band Camp

HAHA its time for band camp so i'm leaving u all. i'll b back on friday =) i get to escape my house and wear heavy black make^ beecause i can :) hehehehe... so i'll talk to you all l8er. i think i might try to sneak the cell phone and call my mom from it and b like 'omg, i accidentally carried it on the bus' and then make the best of the 'accident' lol.. i wish.

well, i g2g. leaving =)

strawberry shortcake mesh gauntlets and chocolate,

Elaine